A Bea Arthur Update
A few posts ago, I put up an entry that suggested I had found and linked nude photos of Hollywood actress Bea Arthur.
It was a joke, of course - I did no such thing. As far as I know, they don't exist.
But to my amazement, I've looked through my sitemeter thingie since I posted it, and found that at least a good half-dozen people ended up on this site after googling "Bea Arthur nude" in their search engine.
I don't know what to make of that. I had no idea the demand to see Bea in her birthday suit was so high - a handful of people clicking on a remote blog in the hopes of finding naked pictures of Bea must represent thousands of men desperately searching through innumerable commercial porno sites, determined to finally lay eyes on the grandmother lode. (And...why? For crying out loud, what for?!)
Maybe world-famous erotic phototographer Donovan Phillips of [edit: this link is not work-safe] Donny's Ramblings could pull some strings for these depraved characters and finally immortalize our Bea in the eye of the camera forever. In so doing, he would become - a legend. At least in the niche market of websurfers who look for naked eighty year-olds.
And I'm sure a world of depraved men with their pants down at computer keyboards would thank him.
posted by Wardo at 5/06/2005 11:34:00 AM
9 Comments:
I was always a Rue McClanahan kinda guy.
absolutely one of my favorite blogs
have you in my links
Who the hell would be looking for naked pics of Bea? Sick bastards! Everybody knows Maude was way hotter.
Melissa: you log onto your site meter account and click on the little thing on the left that says "referrals" and you can see how they got here.
Bottle Rocket: Rue rocked. It had to be the low cut pajamas. Either that, or Estelle Getty looked so dessicated, that she was good by comparison.
Jose Miguel: Thanks for stopping by, man.
Imogene_Pix: Thanks for coming by, I like your blog.
Shamus: I don't get it either - that's why I wrote about Bea in the first place. I thought she'd be among the most UNlikely to be looked up, but the proof is in the searches. The other one getting popular hits is the entry I made on "Listerine Man" - I wrote out the edible ingredients of Listerine, and it looks like lots of people want to know if it's safe to drink. My advice...well, go crazy.
-A
There IS a joke/hoax site on the web with PhotoShopped nude pics of "Bea Arthur." People were probably looking for that.
I'm rolling here - This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. - Thanks Argus for commenting on the spanking post on my blog. I had to come over to see what you were about when I read your reply. - Glad I did. -
I'm rolling here - This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. - Thanks Argus for commenting on the spanking post on my blog. I had to come over to see what you were about when I read your reply. - Glad I did. -
I'm so excited - I am the one who suggested this!
Lol. I guess everybody has their thing or fetish. I typed in air conditioning once and found a site where people like to have sex on air conditioners. Never would have guessed that one.
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