Pet Name

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"Bon, ben...mon beau cochon, mon beau petit cochon!," she says.

"Why are you calling me that? Cochon, what's that word?," I say.

"Cochon, it means pig," she says.

"Pig? You called me a pig?" I ask.

"Oh, pig, this is love words. Beau cochon, it's cute. When a pig is clean, they are nice! They're so cute!"

"Really? They are? Okay, then...bring me a Coke, my pig!"

She stares a moment. "It's only right the way I say it."