3:05: In my Office

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The guy in the cubicle next to me has a cell phone. He hardly ever uses it at work - why would he? But just now it rang.

Without a doubt, his cellphone ring is the stupidest sound I have ever heard. It's this weirdo, futuristic techno-beat that sounds like this:

"BEEEP, beep-beep-BEEP-BEEP! BEEEEP, beep-beep-BEEEP BEEEP!

It made me think of Jabba the Hutt's palace for some reason. I laughed like a young baboon.